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I have been reading Sally Thorne's romance novels since she debuted. So I picked up her latest novel Angelika Frankenstein Makes Her Match.

In this book our main character Angelika Frankenstein and her brother Victor are rich orphans obsessed with “Science!” and set out to reanimate a man. Victor wants to do it to spite a long time rival (who has already done it?? not clear) and Angelika wants to do it so she can marry her creation. Yup. So they both reanimate a man each. Victor’s man is hulking and runs off screaming into the forest, while Angelika’s man is perfectly sensible. So sensible he refuses to follow her plan to become her husband and instead makes it his goal to find out who he used to be before he woke up from the dead with amnesia and someone else’s dick sewn onto him. Yup, she swapped his dick for a bigger one and it’s a running joke. While trying to discover the reanimated man’s identity Angelika meets another man who may be her real match, especially if it turns out that her science project had a wife of his own before he died, dun dun!

The premise is fine if you don’t think too hard about it, which leads to actually reading it being a complete mess. I ended up skimming a lot….

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This book was funny at first, but quickly went downhill and I think it’s my LEAST favorite of Thorne’s books which means it is just awful because I really hated 99 Percent Mine. I’d steer clear if you have any respect for the novel Frankenstein and your very own brain.

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So, I did end up reading The Cruel Prince by Holly Black. And I just gotta ask: who was this book for? I know genres like "Young Adult" are pretty much fake and for marketing, but I don't think putting middle grade writing and a smattering of violence & making out and calling it YA should be a thing. The whiplash from contemporary banality to attempted murder and back was also jarring (kind of like the jumps in These Witches Don't Burn. Is this a thing?!)

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This book was not about fairies. This book was about people the author called "fairies."

No one needs to know that my hopes were dashed. No one needs to know I ever had any hope at all.

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These Witches Don't Burn by Isabel Sterling centers around Hannah Walsh. A teen girl living in Salem Massachusetts who also happens to be a witch, a real witch, and a huge lesbian (as she calls herself). Hannah has to find a way to protect her friends, family, and coven from the mysterious threat that suddenly begins to befall them. Sounds like an awesome book right, so what's the catch? It sucks.

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Wildly disappointed by this book. Seemed like it was going to be good from the synopsis, but it never really delivers.

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